Derek

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  • Derek
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    6 pack. ’nuff said
    Derek
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    I use 3 different email accounts, a spam account, a business account, and a personal account. I use a prepaid cell phone. I don’t have a checking account, I use a prepaid debit card from WallyWorld with never more than $50 bucks on it at a time, All my cash is in a 40 year old coffee can in an undisclosed location. Aaaaannnnnd I don’t respond to emails from Nigeria. And I ride ‘Cudas.
    Derek
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    I go back and forth on seats. I have a railroad track skinny hard seat and one that looks like an alien face that I swap out. :)
    Derek
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    I live in what we call “almost Sugarhouse” South Salt Lake – Few blocks east of State street and 2700 S. I don’t know if you ever rode the Parley’s Nature Reserve, as you are going east on I-80 like you are going to Park City, it’s the big gully off to the south/right hand side before you hit the base of Parley’s canyon. Still in the city and it’s right up the hill. They also have a bad ass little BMX area that the regulars built and maintain very well, whoop-de-doos, monster air jumps, berms and the like. All buried in the woods.

    I was a children’s ‘non-denominational’ Pastor in West Texas for several years (people laugh when I say that but it’s true), so I hear what you are saying on the southern christian thing. Also, duh, I live in Utah and my mom’s family are all uber Mormon. They were a little militaristic about it but I have several return missionary friends that are not judgmental if I show up to dinner with beer on my breath.

    Crap now I have to post some pics. Got me all fiending for bike porn.

    Check the Member Bikes section here in a bit.

    Derek
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    I do have a Prince Albert but it ain’t in a can but three or four times a day.
    Derek
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    This is what I am doing, See if anyone bites.

    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=23231327&cat=409

    Derek
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    I did ride, went and narrowly avoided getting banned to the couch for spending $60 on another set of Judy SL’s. Decided against it. I did pick up a badass set of 31.8 gold anodized bars tho’. Already got the stem…… they are purdy, think I am gonna wrap em instead of grips this time. Diggin the cork these days.
    Derek
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    Will- are you in Utah now? We need to ride!!!! And- my father in law is a contractor that works in Park City quite a bit, this may be premature, I might be able to put you in touch with him.
    Derek
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    Same spot, bro. Been doing my thing for 15+ years. They would rather have 8 months of ‘culinary school’ instead of said 15+ real world experience.
    Derek
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    @neo_pop_71 wrote:

    See pee30wee, Mark has you handled… just as soon as he tears himself away from alphabetizing his pornography collection and stops crocheting Christmas gifts for all of us. Sweet knitted balls!!!

    Ho – Ho – Ho-ly chinstraps Cudaman!

    Oh hey, while you’re crotcheting – I am a size: slightly above average.

    Derek
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    @hijacking the thread, no worries- its kinda what we do here. :)

    Oh, hookers.. ain’t done it yet, but is on the bucket list. Ha.

    Derek
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    Brother brother brother Will. Lame sauce. Sorry man. Crap. I feel ya.

    Joke for you to lighten things up. I am solid Scot (via Texas) I think I told y’all….

    Know what the difference between a Mc (Irish) and a Mac (Scot)? Mac is “Son of” and Mc is “I think my dad is…..”

    Derek
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    Man you done messed up. You have ruined her for life. She will never get married, never give you grandkids, never get a job, all she is gonna do is ride. You will die a lonely old man wondering why you got her addicted. Ha.

    And thank the powers that be she looks like her momma.

    Derek
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    Derek
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    I guess drug testing wasn’t as prolific in those days.
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