Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike. The other said, “Nice bike. How much?” The first said , “It was free.” The first asked, “Wow, how did you get it for free?” The one with the bike said,” Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted.” The other engineer said, “Good move! Her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”
