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- March 16, 2014 at 8:49 pm
Okay gang, the weekend is almost up and I’m curious how many of you went for a ride or at least turned a wrench on one of your bikes (Cuda or otherwise)?C’mon now be honest…
No shame in your game if you didn’t get a chance, things come up… the weather still has you trapped inside, a love rendevous with that special someone, family commitments, or maybe March Madness has you glued to the couch.
I ask because I heard so many different reasons as to why someone wasn’t showing up to the Saturday trail or Sunday morning road rides. It was as if sickness, hang over, bike failure, etc… you name it, I heard it! The up side was no drama on the rides and the trails were more open, both of which I gladly welcome!!!
Also, I did make some time to tear down my Psycle Werks Wild Hare, freshen up all the moving parts, and begin to rebuild my only “modern” bike. By “modern” I mean full suspension, as in the way that’s all they seem to sell at my LBS or care about in the bike magazines. In truth my Psycle Werks is period correct with our Cudas as it’s a 1996 or so model since the rear swing are is not designed for disc brakes.
So, what’cha got?
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- March 25, 2014 at 1:11 am
Ummm…sorry to let you down, chum…
I was going for a safe, plus size girl that Derek loves before he makes any rash decisions.
Obviously, she is only looking for long rides (missionary style) and good conversations!!!
Eeewwwwww…
- March 25, 2014 at 1:48 am
Heck, Derek would take her bike..ya know being the food guy that he is ….I can see him pedaling along with a wine bottle or two, good hunk of bread and few odd and ends in that fine basket.- March 25, 2014 at 1:47 pm
Oh man, what an image… it’s warping my mind!!!While wearing a beret?
Possibly Daisy Duke shorts and a cut off tank top?
- March 25, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Glad you liked that one!More?
Picture it now… Derek’s long hairy legs accented by the white fringe from his cropped denim shorts with the wind whistling through the hairs of his fuzzy midriff and that oh so chic and stylish beret letting all that see know that they are looking at pure sexiness!!! Oooh la-la…
- March 25, 2014 at 7:09 pm
You did not make that up…you have seen that in parts of your home state I am sure !- March 25, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Hey ” D ” are you on spring break right now? My kids have this week off and the feeling of summer is in the air…I work right on St. Pete beach so I get all the tourist and spring breakers in my way on the drive to and from work. That part sucks but the sights are nice…well some of them, I am sure you would come up with the nasty stuff. Anyways the point is, if you are off I hope you and the little one get in some fun time riding the bikes !- March 25, 2014 at 9:01 pm
To clarify your first point about me making up fuzzy midriff bit, hard to say but I did see plenty of head-scratching things when I lived at the beach. I lived in Long Beach after I graduated from college in ’96, L.B. is the 3rd largest city in California and ranks 2nd in population in the gay community. I’m sure I ran or rode past someone matching that description… except maybe for the beret as that’s all Derek!I am off this week but no dice on the bonus rides with pee-wee, her spring break doesn’t happen for 3 more weeks. I’ll probably take a day or two when she has her vacation, gotta create some lasting memories somewhere!
- March 26, 2014 at 2:29 am
Ok, first of all…. that’s my sister. So lay off…. second of all.. I hear a little jealousy going on here. Don’t think any of you trailer park bike gigolos could rock cut-offs and a mullet like me. Third, Franzia doesn’t count as wine, more like whine cuz you can’t afford anything else, and she is NOT a cheap date.Missionary? Don’t knock it till you try it. 40-year old virgins on this site sheesh. Can’t appreciate the caviar till you’ve had the deviled eggs and pickled pigs feet.
Everyone (including Vinnie) needs a little attention every once in awhile.
- March 26, 2014 at 2:50 am
Hahaha…Ok wild Man…
And pickled pigs feet look nasty, as if you would do one of your fancy plates with one of those gross things in the center…- March 26, 2014 at 6:27 am
@Derek wrote:Ok, first of all…. that’s my sister. So lay off…. second of all.. I hear a little jealousy going on here. Don’t think any of you trailer park bike gigolos could rock cut-offs and a mullet like me. Third, Franzia doesn’t count as wine, more like whine cuz you can’t afford anything else, and she is NOT a cheap date.
Missionary? Don’t knock it till you try it. 40-year old virgins on this site sheesh. Can’t appreciate the caviar till you’ve had the deviled eggs and pickled pigs feet.
Everyone (including Vinnie) needs a little attention every once in awhile.
All is right as rain… that was a fabulous fire back, well played my friend!!! I was wondering how much abuse you were going to tolerate before answering the call. Thanks for the laugh, big man, you gotta participate more often as I do enjoy the twist on humor that you spin!
Cheers!
-D-
p.s. Oh Big V., you’re asking for it with, “…one of those gross things in the center…” and my mind swirls with images just for your enjoyment!
- March 26, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Scrambled brown eggs with truffle infused butter, pickled pigs feet, and Parmigiano.- March 26, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Very nice looking, but I do not believe there is a pigs foot in that order- March 26, 2014 at 6:49 pm
I’ll be glad to give credit where praise is worthy… clearly Derek has some fine culinary skills, that dish looks like a work of art! That said, the thought of some disgusting pickled pigs’ feet ruining those eggs makes me question your judgement (and that wouldn’t be the first time as you know). Damn man! Two things come to mind when I hear pigs’ feet…
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