Barracuda - Totally Driven!

What did you get me?

Just thought I'd spend a few minutes with my buddies....

I gave you a little bit of sick humor...but we shall not speak of such things here....

Yeah you got issues. Dr. Phil would have a heyday with you.

So he gave up on you correct

No I am on his show next Wednesday. Full meal deal - intervention, inpatient rehab, personal trainer..... all of it.

Hahha...if I went on all I would have to say is " my wife thinks a credit card used means things are free and the kids listen to her logic", oh I forgot, funds spent on diamond rings and stuff like that come before bills like water,electric...food,gas you know the stuff you need to live ..then he would understand why I have gone insane !

Oh yeah, I've been encouraged by a few different people to seek out Dr. Phil's help... sure, that's gonna happen, that portly bastard isn't even a real therapist! Ha, all I've even envisioned is letting him get that initial question out and then nailin' him in the bread basket with a stiff jab or kickin' him in the junk just so I can see his pudgy face turn red! That would be my Dr. Phil moment, I get all warm tingly on the inside just thinkin' about it... alas, Santa ignored my wish again! Bah humbug!!!

I hope that wasn't your wish...I would think your wish would be something like Frank the welder making a custom Neo frame and a box full of vintage eye candy parts just for that frame.

Nice try amigo... former addictions have stripped me of all hopes and dreams!

"California...(insert musical jingle) knows how to party!" -Tupac

p.s. There was a bright spot when Frank The Welder praised me on my poor man's e-stay (1990 Cunningham Nishiki Ariel) Yeti Ultimate tribute dirt drop build over on the C&V thread on Bike Forums. The highlight was the DKG Shift-Ease mounts and the DKG Strong-Arm brake booster, they added the proper vintage touches to the build.

1984 called..... they want their paint back.